The Future

CHYEA

2009-06-25T05:53:49Z

Lady, Lady, you're the one for me
you're the thing that i need most
like a glass of water on a hot day
you're the reason i wake up in the mornin
you're the sun up above, you give me warmth and love
yeah girl, yeah baby, yeah girl
but your ex boyfriend, that faggot keeps on talking shit
so where's his job? Where's he chill?
I'll punch him in his grill
but now you're mine, you're so fine
I'll take you to Red Lobster
eat some shrimp and talk a bit
then I'll lick yo pussy lips
and i'll lick yo clit cos you the shit
yo my bitch , ill hold yo hand
you tell yo friends that im your man
and here comes the rap part
now shes the one I been rappin about
before i realized i been rappin bout her
my main bird, better than them girls that look like 20 other girls
who look like 20 other girls dont even come close
she's my little missle, cripple other bitches quick like
my shawtys so crunk yo we got matchin dunks
and we rock em on the 4th of the month when we met at the club
yo i gave her the rub then i gave her my number like
"shawty call me up"
she did, she didnt front and we been kickin it tight ever since like
all you dyke bitches need to go and fly a kite, go and die right.

Lady, girl, baby, thing
diamond of my life, the ocean, the sun, the moon
you know if Bob Marley came back to life i would kill him all over for you
cos I love you, i walk through 100 things full of gay male porn just lookin for you
buy you shoes with wings on em, I will buy you new fingers with rings on em
I would sing to satan and candy man and captain hook tell him cut me apart give my baby my heart cos she needs my heart
id start a society for a journey at the bottom of the sea

wakka wakka

2009-06-14T23:10:47Z

Too tired to do anything else.

White Zombie

2009-06-04T04:14:18Z

was once a really sweet noise band in the late 80s

havetrigger @ 2009-05-03T22:30:00

2009-05-04T05:31:22Z

i wonder what my life would be like if i had my old friends, or different friends

i also wonder what it's like to have a best friend

havetrigger @ 2009-05-03T12:32:00

2009-05-03T19:33:03Z

RYAN MOSELY IS AWESOME

not joke

i like him a lot

I never sleep anymore

2009-04-24T10:17:45Z

too much reading - Packet Sniffing

too much watching - Zombie, Rescue Me

Please

2009-04-20T08:31:31Z

I want a Jellyfish :[

zalgo

2009-04-14T15:08:12Z

is cancer.

>:[

In light of recent events

2009-04-14T10:10:22Z

I love you friends, all of you. If I have ever called you friend, past or present.

We are a good family, and you should all know that.

Who can you trust?

2009-04-07T06:53:09Z

who?

Experiments have proven that it's just too fragile.

lol brasil

2009-04-01T22:41:29Z

Stranger: i have many women in california?
You: there are tons
Stranger: uauuuuuuu
You: i like the ones with the big butts
Stranger: big ass?
You: HHAHA
Stranger: brasilian is woman big ass
You: yeah thats why i love your women
You: it's the best
Stranger: y love brazil
Stranger: beach in brasil is the best of the world
You: get a girl with a big ass
Stranger: everybody brasilian have big ass
You: why do you think that is?
Stranger: live in country of the God
You: so by that logic, God loves big asses
You: that is wonderful
You: thank you, you have just given me the most profound realization

Found this on the internet

2009-04-01T02:47:37Z

So my old buddy Crabbert invited me to a BBQ the other day. I hadn't seen him in a long time so I was stoked. "Hurry on over to the park!" he said. "What are you cooking, bro?" I asked. "Mincemeat, dude!"
STOKED!
I love mincemeat so I headed over pretty quick. I got there and a few skinny bitches were sittin around next to a barbecue having a good ole' conversation. I sat down and joined in. Boy, was I getting hungry. Crabbert routinely checked on the meat, and after about ten minutes it was done.
"Grab a plate, boys," said Crabbert.
He then proceeded to scoop a big ole slathera of mincemeat onto our plates. I was so excited to eat it up. I'd been dreaming of it for hours now.
So I take a bite...
and chew...
Pleasantly surprised, I don't spit it all out! It wasn't mincemeat, but. . .
It was mints meat! Minty meat? Delicious! I asked Crabbert if he had any more!

havetrigger @ 2009-03-29T02:32:00

2009-03-29T09:32:35Z

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Robert Burton has one too

2009-03-17T06:50:27Z

OOOF

2009-03-13T17:26:50Z

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my girlfriend:

fresh like whutt: my favorite kind of penis i will have to say is black. and i've had it all.. had.. it.. all.

oahahahaah

2009-03-11T07:16:36Z

00:12] OK OK Shark: ew
[00:12] OK OK Shark: fuck that show
[00:12] OK OK Shark: fuck it so hard
[00:12] OK OK Shark: i fucking loathe that show
[00:12] OK OK Shark: with every fiber of my being
[00:12] OK OK Shark: i want them all to burn fiery deaths
[00:12] dontfeelsosmall: LOLFR
[00:12] OK OK Shark: and then burn more in hell
[00:12] OK OK Shark: no no
[00:12] OK OK Shark: i want them to lose use of their vaginas
[00:13] OK OK Shark: but be alive
[00:13] OK OK Shark: i fucking hate that fucking show
[00:13] OK OK Shark: no substance and completle tasteless bullshit
[00:13] OK OK Shark: jesus fucking christ
[00:13] dontfeelsosmall: of course
[00:13] dontfeelsosmall: it appeals to lonely middle aged women
[00:13] dontfeelsosmall: who are like
[00:13] dontfeelsosmall: OH IF I'M OLD I CAN ALSO BE GLAMEROUS
[00:13] dontfeelsosmall: LIKE THEM
[00:13] dontfeelsosmall: a sex article writer, a publicist, an art gallery owner
[00:13] dontfeelsosmall: those are like
[00:13] dontfeelsosmall: theb ullshit jobs
[00:14] dontfeelsosmall: all women think they will attain
[00:14] dontfeelsosmall: and be really rich and fabulous
[00:14] OK OK Shark: hahahahaha
[00:14] OK OK Shark: so fucking true
[00:14] dontfeelsosmall: god
[00:14] dontfeelsosmall: i went to see hairspray in theaters with casandra (yeah..) and the audience was like
[00:14] dontfeelsosmall: full of cheering fat middle aged women
[00:15] dontfeelsosmall: because the main character was a fat girl who got the guy
[00:15] dontfeelsosmall: that is the type of women who watch sex and the city
[00:15] OK OK Shark: hahahhahaha
[00:15] OK OK Shark: hahahaha
[00:15] OK OK Shark: omg
[00:15] OK OK Shark: LJing this

Dreams

2009-03-10T05:46:14Z

So last night I had a dream that I was with Casandra. We went to a pizza restaurant where you could order custom pizza slices. Brian Goett ordered a sausage pizza with whole slabs of steak on top, he ate all of it. It ruled. I bet that would make an awesome pizza IRL.
I ordered what I thought was going to be a delicious Mediterranean style pizza but was just a pita crust with some chicken slices, crumbled goat chees and spinach leaves, WTF? Yeah, I remember the exact ingredients because I looked down at it and memorized it.
After that me, Brian, Cas and some unseen but "familiar feeling" friends walked into the back where there was a weird loft eating/lounging area and on the way we come across a group of kids from my past - you know "those" kids. One of them happens to be ***-***** and it was hilarious, my heart raced even in my dreamland. Brian sees this and he goes over to talk to him and say hello, while doing that mocking-you-at-the-same-time-because-I-used-to-be-your-idol-when-you-were-lamer-than-you-are-now thing. He looks over at me periodically as if to gesture ". . .is such a douchebag, I got you." and it ruled. After that we climb a ladder to the top deck and Johnny Lee is there (he looked particularly FRESH OFF THE BOAT), then Madeleine I think. Random as hell.

It sort of fades out after that.

HIGHLIGHTS OF STEAK COVERED PIZZA, BRIAN GOETT AND ***-***** being ridiculed.

Guy friends are so much better

2009-02-27T05:35:40Z

Why are they?

PS

2009-02-22T10:11:41Z

Tell your emotions to grow up.

Yeah, you know who the fuck I'm talking to. You best be realizin' motherfuck'.

Sooooo

2009-02-22T09:37:13Z

I dont know if you knew, but. . .

Tpain is the best.

He is the ultimate
Nothing is better than listening to anything Tpain has done.

The End.

. . .of music.

man

2009-02-18T22:47:00Z

I get really sad when I lose faith in the judgment of women.

This has no real relevance to things going on currently with people, but just something in general.

lol

2009-02-18T10:07:18Z

I hear that if you slit the throat of the King Junkie, all of the other half junkies return to being well adjusted, sociable, rational and likable humans.

Can anyone confirm this?

EDIT - Thanks to legendary hunter, Chris(t) Danko, I now am enlightened on theories of control.

Snake Eater

2009-02-18T07:40:21Z

So, fuck. Im a little drizz, in bed playing sonic and I can't help but still be amazed by this fucking track that's on repeat on my winamp. It's Snake Eater by Joker, a producer out of Bristol UK who does grime and dubstep, but this track is fucking epic, some dirty south kinda epic. Samples Snake eater theme from Metal Gear and stock orchestra from the James Bond films.

DOWNLOAD IT OR PERISH

http://www.zshare.net/audio/553103707cf3e85e/

FUCKING LOL

2009-02-15T22:31:26Z

Cannot wait until shit like this goes away forever.

Oh wait, probably wont.

Oh boy

2009-02-11T07:47:07Z

I was injected with an extra boost of testosterone today.
All I wanted to do was have premarital sex with my girlfriend, cuddle her, and then fiercely defend her honor and beat up men around her, or ghost men around her.

I love my girlfriend very much.

She has a great bum.